Yakov Smirnoff Show in Branson! What a Country! Only in America can a Japanese and a Russian own a theater in the Ozarks! Yakov's Guarantee. NO FUNNY, NO MONEY! Come see my show in Branson and you'll have a great time - I guarantee it! In fact, if you don't laugh once a minute during my show, and you're not satisfied, I'll give you your money back…in Rubles (just kidding). Not all of your money, just the money you spent to see my show. I may have been a Socialist once, but I'm not Social Security! See you at my show in Branson! You have seen Yakov in…"Moscow on the Hudson" with Robin Williams, and on "Night Court". "The Tonight Show", "The David Letterman Show" and HBO and Showtime Specials…and many others! Come and see me in Branson! The Yakov Smirnoff Show!